JUST BEING NEIGHBORLY:

I think it's a pretty safe bet that you've chosen the right place to live when a conversation with someone moving into your neighborhood contains the following statement:

"Man, that must have been in '72. All I did back then was camp and eat mescaline. You're probably too young to have had good mescaline."

Indeed.
- posted by Aaron @ 12:49 PM

 
THIS REVOLUTION DESERVES TO BE TELEVISED:

One thing has always bothered me about drinking games. The rules always get in the way of the drinking. Oh sure, occasionally you'll get a good rule like the one where if you lose, you have to call your mom and apologize for the "communication problems" you've been having. That rule is always good comedy. But usually all the dice, cards, Jenga whatsit's, dominos, tv trivia, and assorted other nonsense just breaks up the steady rhythm of gettin' yo' swerve on.

Until now.

Finally, a game that strips away the bullshit, and separates the men from the boys, the women from the girls, and the she-males from whatever a young she-male is called.

Let there be "forty hands"
- posted by Aaron @ 12:59 PM